jwlives:

thinks about florist sherlock and tattoo artist john and how john’s shop is rigt below sherlock’s and sometimes bees try to get in and there’s ivy threatening to creep through the windows and when john is tattooing it echoes to the next floor up and they yell at each other twice a week at least ( “your stupid bloody flowers are making me sneeze on the job!” “your needles and their incessant buzzing upset my pansies!” “YOU’RE a pansy” “i’m not calling you a pansy john your hearing is going because of YOUR LOUD NEEDLES”) but they rly like their bi-weekly shouting matches and intentionally never solve any of their common issues bc they find the other really hot and like finding any excuse to see each other ; v ;