i mean fanon likes to think of john as the caretaker and i like to think that too

but like he tried to get groceries one time and then he just left them all at the grocery store because he couldn’t get his card to work

and theoretically he went again because sherlock gave him his card?

but a couple days later john has a hot date and no food except:

some alcohol (don’t know what else i was expecting there)

and then some pickled stuff? eggs? onions? eyes? and also some cashews or something

i mean thank god for mrs. hudson 

but john is literally providing nothing for anyone at this point, please, someone do the shopping