theholmesofbaskerville:

I’m having a romantic movie night with my friend John. John Watson. John. Here is his blog where he obsesses over how amazing I am and all the cases we go on together, which I’ve already admitted I think are dates, and I’m going to live-blog our watch together so everyone knows we’re watching it together, and only I can be the one to insult John thank you very much, and actually these films are great because John chose them and from John’s blog you can see he has good taste and then I’m going to comment back and forth with him even though we’re sitting next to each other because I just want everyone to know that John’s mine and he’s spending his night with ME and I might be a bit embarrassed he noticed I was paying attention to him and his face more than the film but that’s okay because he’s mine, this wonderful doctor, and where I usually post codes and cases and essays on tobacco ash I’m going to delete all those and leave this post where I detail how much I love John Watson and how much he loves me.